I was up first thing and out with my camera to catch the early light. It was Saturday morning and the town was quiet. Around the back of the fire station was a collection of obsolete emergency vehicles, abandoned to their fate to slowly rust away among the tall weeds. I managed a few shots through the chain-link fence, focussing on the details. A
large pick-up pulled up at the kerb behind me and a man - silver hair, moustache - climbed out jangling a bunch of keys.
‘You like our old engines?’ he said, walking towards a side door. ‘Come on in, we’ve got more inside’.
I followed him into the shadows and he flicked a switch, the neon lights spluttering into life.
‘We’ve got engines here dating back to the 1920’s’, he said. ‘Of course, some of ‘em are retired from service, but we get ‘em out for a run now and then. The oldest leads our Thanksgiving parade every year’. He led me to an ancient, clean machine, still draped with garlands of red, white and blue.
‘Here, let’s get some more light on the subject’, he said, unlocking the main folding doors and pushing them open. ‘We’re all volunteers here. Forest and brush fires mainly. Any questions, just ask’.
With that he wandered off to answer a call on his cell phone and left me among the collection of assorted vehicles, each proudly bearing the town’s name. When I’d done, I found him outside in conversation with one of the townsfolk, pulled up in the centre of the road. She made a crack about some stranger who’d just walked out of his station with a camera. We all smiled and I thanked him for his kindness and hospitality, leaving them to their neighbourly conversation.
Later that day, I drove the route that Ted and Bob had worked out for me the night before. It took me on a 30 mile loop through wooded farmland and out onto a plateau of open grassland. It was here, on the gently undulating slopes, where a burgeoning Arizona wine industry has put down its roots. There were half a dozen wineries to be found along the way and I called in at one to taste their wares. There was both red and white on offer and a sparkling variety. I’m no expert, but they all seemed very acceptable to my untutored palate. I left it at one tasting as the measures were generous and in common with other visitors, I didn’t spit. No sense in putting myself and other drivers at risk by going over the limit. Besides, I’d heard gruesome tales of time spent locked up in communal cells in town jails.
That evening, carrying a bottle of the local wine, I took a short stroll to Ted and Rosie’s. The red brick, two-story house, was on the brow of a hill on the edge of town. Having met in San Francisco - Ted coming from Patagonia, Rosie from New York - they had moved back to Arizona to raise their family: two daughters, now grown up and gone. Bob and Paula were not far behind me, arriving, rather surprisingly for these parts, in a new Mini and we took our seats around a table in the garden with our aperitifs in hand.
Ted was a builder and Rosie worked in admin. Bob was an electrical engineer and Paula was a painter. In conversation, Ted had a taciturn, yet easy-going style with a gift for strategically placed one-liners. In contrast, Bob spoke in bursts, delivering words like machine gun fire, his bright eyes darting between us. Rosie, relaxed and gregarious, laughed a lot as she kept the conversation on the move, while Paula sat back and observed, chipping in now and again with a wry comment delivered in a deadpan monotone, but always with a twinkle in her eye.
The talk ranged from weather, water supply, family, London, The Who, the economy and the critters that were to be found in Ted and Rosie’s back yard: the yard in which we were then sitting. Everything from marauding Javelina’s – medium-sized animals, with a strong superficial resemblance to pigs – tarantulas, coyote, rats, bats, buzzards, cicadas and rattle snakes. Quite enough for one evening, although the only ones to show on this occasion were giant cicadas, which unnervingly, would land with a plop just about anywhere about one’s person and a rat that sat, without fear, staring us out a few feet away. Ted had to be restrained from fetching his BB gun and sending the cheeky varmint to rat heaven there and then. Pity. I fancy he was something of a sharpshooter.
The remark of the evening came from Paula. The sound of frantic drumming – as articulated on a selection of ethnic tom-toms - drifted up from the town below. Ignored at first, eventually speculation arose as to where in the neighbourhood the source of the performance was to be located. Paula thought for a moment and concluded - ‘Probably in our yard’ - the line delivered with the timing, nuance and aplomb of a seasoned stand-up at the top of their game.
A thoroughly enjoyable evening drew to a close with Bob and Paula insisting that I accept a lift down the unlit hill to my bed. With email addresses exchanged, we swapped farewells with a promise to stay in touch and a promise to meet up the next time either of the couples was in London, giving me the chance to return their generous hospitality. That may, or may not happen. But it would be good if it did. Although I couldn’t guarantee the tom-toms.

































