Caught a glimpse of Glastonbury from the comfort of the sofa, couch, settee, whatever ‘World Of Leather’ word you want to call it. After Amy’s set unravelled pretty much in time with her hair, Jay Z, that’s Zee not Zed, eventually pitched up on the Pyramid Stage, - some may say fashionably, others may choose predictably - late.

Jay drifted on, stage right, or left depending on your point of view, sportin’ a geetar and launching his evening with a rendition of the Oasis anthem ‘Wonderwall’, an ironic sideswipe at Noel’s bitch about Glastonbury being no place for rappers. Jay 1, Noel 0. And I thought Americans didn't do irony.